Hello all,
I have decided to go undercover for my escape. I have been working very hard on my disguises in hopes that the humans will not realize and I will be able to sneak out.
The first is a coaster. I figure that the humans will use me as a coaster, then when I'm all wet, they'll toss me out with the trash.
I have composed the photo below as an example:
There are a few problems with this plan, however. The first - I do not like being wet at all, even the little bit of condensation from the cans/glasses bothers me. I do not think I could handle it long enough to get to the point where they would throw me out. Plus, there's that pesky bit of whether they throw me in a trash bag, or in the recycling. If it's the trash bag, I'm in trouble.
Which brings me to my next disguise, I think this one will work much better. I apologize for the glowing eyes, I do not yet understand the flash of the camera.
As you can see, I have drawn a moustache and eyebrows on my face. I had to use white eyeliner on the left side of my face because my fur is black there.
I like this one much better, as I am fairly confident that people will see me and presume that I'm just a very tiny person. They will then open doors for me and do all of the things that I cannot do myself.
So which disguise do you prefer? And do you think I will succeed with one of them?
- TKKAL
I think the coaster could be a bit of a problem, to many coasters end up stuck on the bottom of a shoe could be painful. I think if you get a small beret and try speaking with a french accent you just may make it. Most anglophones just pretend they understand so I am sure you would be able to confuse them enough to slip out.
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