The Evil Computer..

I am deeply sorry for my absence this past few weeks, it is not like me. It is all that vile woman's fault.

Shortly after my last post, I came to the computer again. Something was not right, the screen wasn't on and no matter how much I smacked it with my paws it would not light up. Very strange, the female usually leaves it on all the time. I was frustrated, so I took it out on one of the female's socks - you should have seen her face when she put it on and there were holes all through it!

Anyways, I decided to give it a few days and see if it would work again. Unfortunately, day after day, I came to the same thing - no lights on, no screen. The female had also not been on it often, so I decided to eavesdrop on her conversations with the male.

From the snippets of conversation that I heard, there was something jingling around in the female's computer. The male was supposed to fix it, but was apparently taking his sweet time doing it. The female was getting frustrated by this, so was using the male's computer. I was not able to get on though, it's password locked and kept in a room that I cannot get to.

Yesterday, the female came home from work and started playing with the computer. I saw lots of little screws and was very tempted to bat them around to annoy her, but used my better judgement so that I would be able to get on again. Once the computer was all apart she found a small piece of plastic and now the computer is working normally again (although MUCH quieter).

I have had many adventures in these past few weeks and will update shortly about them, again, I am very sorry for my absence.

- TKKAL