The humans keep changing things whenever I find something fun to do. It's really starting to get on my nerves.
The other day the female moved the human bedroom all around because I "keep doing zoomies over the bed and up into the window in the middle of the night". Apparently, that keeps them awake and they don't appreciate it. Little do they know, my plan was to keep them awake all along. Now that the bed has been moved to a spot that prevents me from doing this I have had to figure out a new way to keep them up, one that doesn't involve jumping up on the bed but that still allows me to go into the window so I can see what's going on... and figure out how to open it. I decided to run as fast as I can through the apartment, then, just before entering the bedroom, screech as loud as I can as I jump onto a chair and into the window. This had been working well, until they put a small gate up over the bedroom door. I think they thought it would prevent me from tearing into the bedroom at full speed and perhaps stop the screeching... they were wrong. They have just made me an obstacle course so that I may become more fit and agile. Perhaps I should knock down some things to create more obstacles for myself.
-TKKAL
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