TKKAL

I have finally been able to access a computer. I have been moved to a strange place and, unfortunately, have lost my previous notes along the way. Because of my previous carelessness I have decided to keep all of my notes electronically so that I may access them where ever I happen to be.

For my own personal reference, since I am not good with dates and numbers, I will record my current statistics here. Perhaps you will find it useful as well, whomever may be reading this. I am approximately 10 months old, the humans here call me Leiki for some reason. I choose not to answer them at this time, however, if it proves useful in the future I may answer to this so called name. There are other animals here; two dogs and four fish. I have also found a couple of ants in the bathroom, however I have chosen to use them as a source of protein rather than befriend them. I may do this with the dogs at a later date if they continue to pester me, especially the larger brown one. I do not know my current weight, although I suspect I'm around 7-8 pounds. I am tall, slender and extremely beautiful, or so I have been told. Perhaps I will post pictures along the way. 

A little about my past residence, I lived with a nice man and a little dog. I did not like the little dog much, I would pester him and, unfortunately for me, lost my claws because of it. I feel no ill effects from the surgery now, however I have lost quite a bit of defence. I need to sharpen my mind if I am to ever take over these humans and their mindless four legged sidekicks. Those stupid dogs, they do whatever the humans say. 

I am having some success with the humans. I have them trained to let me into rooms if I pound on the door long enough. This is especially useful at night when they are trying to reenergize themselves. For the first few nights I decided to study them from under the bed, unfortunately I did not realize how stealthy they were during this reenergizing period so had to change my post and move closer. I do not feel there is any danger in this, they are quite still and quite during this period. 

Two nights ago I decided to play games with the female one. I waited until she was just about to enter the first stage of reenergization, I then softly leaped up onto the bed and stared until she woke up. This did not take long and it seemed to startle her. Success! I did this three or four times until I heard the male enter the living area, I then snuck under the bed again to wait until he laid down. Unfortunately for me, I fell asleep and didn't awaken until the female stirred and left the dwelling. This did give me a good opportunity with the male. I decided to do my experiment on him as well. I proved to be a success, it had the same effect on him as it did with the female. I think I have found an effective way to disrupt their reenergization and make them weaker so they will give in to my many whims. 

Last night I decided to give them a bit of a break. The female went to bed earlier than the male, she took the two pesky dogs with her but, much to my dismay, closed the door before I could get in! I pounced on the door until the male got up from whatever useless task he was doing and opened the door. I must learn how to work door knobs, if it is not fully latched I have figured out how to use my paws and body to open them, however when it is latched I am (partially) at their mercy. This must be remedied. 

Back on topic, after the male opened the door I snuck in and jumped up on the bed for some observation time. Unfortunately, the dogs were on the bed with the female... I was unsure whether I should chance staying up there and waking them up or if I should just find a nice place under the bed to curl up and sleep. I decided to take a change and conquer the most prized position on the bed - the pillows. The female was using one to support her head, but there were quite a few others which were not in use. The stupid dogs were near the bottom of the bed - apparently they do not know that that is the most dangerous part of the bed; easily kicked, unable to view all spaces without moving AND they were actually under the cover giving them absolutely no view at all. These animals seriously do not have the extremely intelligence that I do. I must have under estimated how tired I was myself, simply foolish. I fell asleep quickly and didn't wake until after the female had left. 

I must begin to record their schedule, it will be extremely useful when I plan my escape after my experimenting and manipulation is done. 

I must go now, the female is coming back to her computer - if she sees me on here or realizes what I am doing all of my efforts will have been in vain. The humans must not figure out what I am doing. 

- TKKAL (The Kitten Known As Leiki)