The Humans Are Talking...

I was pretending to sleep earlier today while the female was on the phone. As much as I love listening to phone conversations I was actually starting to fall asleep so this was a bit of an annoyance. However, I did find out a key piece of information while I was being bothered.

The female was talking to someone - I believe her mother, but I couldn't hear so I can't be sure. Anywho - I believe I have wormed my way into the hearts of these humans. This is a definite success. The female was saying that "her baby is growing up" because they "bought her her first bag of adult food today". Now, this could be either myself or the annoying black dog. Using my genius intelligence I have come to the conclusion that it is me because (a) I am the youngest, and (b) I'm fairly certain that the female has referred to the black dog as being "four years old". Since she is four years old she would already be on adult food - ta da! It's me, I'm the "baby"... although I hardly consider myself a baby.

As for how my plans have been going, I have spent the past few days observing the humans and trying to figure out the red dot. I hate that dot, the other day whilst trying to capture it I had to stop. My mouth opened slightly and my tongue stuck out a bit, my breathing was also heavier. I have heard the humans comment when the dogs do this, they call it "panting". This only adds to my belief that if I don't capture that red dot soon, I will turn into one of the pesky dogs. This is not a good thing, my friends. We all know that us cats are far superior to those pesky little monsters.

Speaking of those pesky little monsters, I have found a new way to amuse myself with them that also takes advantage of the humans overprotectiveness of me. I do laps around the room until the dogs begin to give chase. When I stop they do a few more rounds (after all, they are not the brightest and haven't realized that I'm not moving anymore), then when they finally notice where I am they come up to "play". It is at this point that I let out a loud hiss and swat at them. The humans then reprimand the dogs and I usually get a treat. It is great fun to confuse the humans and the dogs with one little game.

Anywho, I am growing quite fond of this new "adult" food and there is still some left in my bowl.
-TKKAL