The Laser...

Today, I saw the dumb brown dog acting like a fool and jumping around all over the place at something. As I went in to investigate it caught my eye... a small red butterfly! As I'm sure everyone knows, I love to eat little bugs and colourful things have more vitamins... it's true with fruit so I'm assuming it's the same for bugs. This butterfly was a tricky thing though, it would dart all over the place and as soon as I'd catch it it would disappear. I spend a very long time searching the floor, walls and ceiling looking for it, then, just as I'd give up, it would appear again.

I would look to the female whenever she would snicker at me, she appeared to have a small black pen in her hand. I decided to glance over at her while the butterfly was in the room and have come to the conclusion that the butterfly is somehow connected to that pen. I will investigate this further whenever she decides to go to bed, assuming that she forgets about it and leaves it where I can get it. I must remember to distract her thoroughly beforehand so that it is left where I can get it. 

If they are connected then I need to figure out their correlation. I suspect that this will be very handy in my mission, I will be able to distract the humans to get what I want. Just imagine if I could make little hamburgers flying around the room - they would do anything for me! This is a technology that I must figure out quickly and harness so that I can use to my advantage. More to come on this later as I figure this out.