I am so tired all the time now, that little red dot that moves around the floor keeps coming back just as I am completely rested. I am confident that the humans are to blame for this.
I have figured out that when the female picks up the little black pen and presses something on it, it commands the red dot to come out. I hear it click and then... BAM. Red dot.
I cannot figure this out though. It seems that the dumb brown dog is just as interested in it as I am. I can't help but think that they are either trying to make me dumb as well, make the dumb dog smarter, or confuse us both. I am going to have to go with the first and last options on this because, well, let's face it... that brown dog is never going to be as smart as I am.
I am finding myself distracted by it. The other day I was trying to kill the red dot, I leaped up towards it and as I was going to land I just fell. Right behind the couch. This is not something I would normally tell all of you, however, I feel that by letting others know about this experience you may avoid being as captivated - nay, obsessed - with the red dot as I am. Beware the red dot, it will only bring you trouble.
I have come up with a fun way to annoy the humans without wasting much of my precious energy. Whenever they stand up to get something, I quickly get up and lay down where they were, then fake (or actually on occasion) sleep. Unlike those dumb dogs, I refuse to move when they go to sit down, so they are then forced to sit somewhere else. I repeat this whenever they get up to do something. It is great fun and doesn't waste a lot of energy.
Oooh I hear the male getting up, I must go test out this theory on him.
-TKKAL
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